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![]() AFI Davey Havok : Vocals Adam Carson : Drums Jade Puget : Guitar Hunter Burgan : Bass (Picture created by Kristen) |
Here's Some AFI Quotes GEOFF: Oh yeah, ask us about Wal-Mart DAVEY: Yeah, ask us about Wal-Mart MRR: What about Wal-Mart? GEOFF: Well, let me tell ya. I went there with Dave and Mark looking for material to print patches on and there was this gangster girl there and she walked by and laughted and said, "It's not Halloween, you know." While she was walking away I said, "You coulda fooled me." She came back and got in my face and said, "What did you say?" I looked her in the eye and said, "YOU COULD HAVE FOOLED ME." I basically spelled it out for her and she was tough or something and said that Ukiah was her city and Wal-Mart was her territory and to watch out for her or some crap. ADAM: That's basically why we left. [lotsa laughter] GEOFF: Then her boyfriend got in my face and said, "Hey man, this is my girlfriend. Why don't you shut up?", and I said, "well then why don't you tell her to shut up?!", and he just walked away. That was about it. Oh!, and there's another story about Wal-Mart. Davey and I were buying dog chains and this redneck, typical Ukiahan guy walked by, and said, "Hey look, they're buying their jewelry." And then Davey sez,.... DAVEY: "That's right, MOTHERFUCKER!!" [laughter] GEOFF: I didn't see who it was. I looked for him and was gonna go up and say, "Yeah, they're for your wife", but I couldn't find who he was." - ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Davey Havok : I blow! Jade Puget : Davey is quite a 'demon in the sack' so to speak ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Jade Puget : People that like Ricky Martin are going to see our Latin song titles and be like, "Yeah, I'll buy this." Hunter Burgan : That and Dave's pants Davey Havok : Yeah, Ricky Martin's got nothing on my pants. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Davey Havok : Well, we have a couple of stories about that... When we played with SNFU, Geoff and I and our friend Smiff... Mark was there too, Adam had already left, for reasons unmentioinable. We were standing at the table selling stuff, and there was this big girl... She was really tall, about 100 feet tall and...She wasn't fat or anyting - she was just BIG. She had this big smile and bright red lipstick and a short blonde flat - top - a bleached blonde haircut like the girl in Rocky IV, or whatever. Mark : Like Susan Powter. Davey Havok : Yeah, like her! 'Stop the Insanity!' So, she kept coming up to the SNFU table and out stuff and saying, "Anything free?" and she'd smile. We'd say, "No" and she'd make this grimace, pout, roll her eyes and walk away. She kept coming up and doing that and at one point I was drinking Jolt and I had let somebody else drink out of it. There was lipstick on it when she gave it back to me. I said to Dave (SNFU's manager) after I drank from it, "That's the closest thing I've come to a kiss in a long time." And so, he says, "Aw, Davey, you just got to exert yourself." So the big girl comes back and takes these two SNFU stickers off the table and tapes them to her breasts, which were kind of large. Dave says, "Don't make me go there, cause I will." She says, "Well what if I run?" and Dave says, "Well, me and Davey will have to catch you and tear them off. Won't that be fun?" I was just sitting there, so Dave says, "I'll tell you what. If you give my friend Davey here a little kiss I'll let you have those two stickers for free." She says, "Okay," and then he asked, "How about you, Dave?", "Uh, okay." - I thought I was just gonna get a little smooch... Geoff Kresge : So Davey puckers up and the girl takes her hand, puts it behind Davey's head, and this 80 foot tongue shoots out of her mouth and goes down Davey's throat! Davey Havok : I was shocked, I was crying, I couldn't breathe. Ohhh - it was horrible. Geoff Kresge : My eyes popped out of my head about three feet. Davey Havok : It was traumatizing. Mark : And later on when she saw you what did she say? Oh, "I'll see YOU later." Davey Havok : I'm a fucking idiot. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |
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AFI Punk on the Brain Wreaking Havok It's quite possible that Californian hardcore quartet AFI would not be headed for mass global adulation right now if not for a desperate fan who pleaded with the band to play a one-off gig six months after a post-high school split. |
![]() Davey and Jade This is a double blended picture of Davey Havok and Jade Puget from AFI. (Picture created by Kristen) |
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![]() Adam and Hunter This is a double blended picture of Adam Carson and Hunter Burgan from AFI (Created by Kristen) |
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